I’ll never understand the cognitive processes behind priding oneself with ignorance and stupidity.
My hair changed someone's life.
Literally.
I was getting a haircut today and my barber and I were talking about the usual stuff. Cash, clothes,...
Douchebag Responses
Mom:
Where are you finding the money to cut your hair every week?
Me:
Have you SEEN this face?
You know that moment you find out something you really didn’t want to know? Something that makes your heart drop? Something that shouldn’t really...
My Father on Weight Discrimination
Dad:
Why's this shirt $80 and this one's $85? They're the same thing...oh wait, I know why, this one's a medium and the other's an extra large. They're always discriminating against fat people man. Fat people can't even fly in peace, they've gotta pay extra.
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Someone bring some Corona and Taco Bell and I will love you forever.
My Barber:
Blowouts? Nah son, we don't do that here, there's a salon around the corner for that shit.